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Everyone needs some help once in awhile, especially when you’re mentally interesting. Begging is my worst interpersonal skill1.

1.  Information Wants to Be Free, Food & Meds Aren’t

If you’re some Commie Owenite who thinks everything should be free idealist tired of seeing advertisements wherever you look and would like to support Crazymeds without feeding our nascent self-aware Internet Overlord filling the coffers of this century’s robber barons supporting the new Microsoft contributing to Google, you can always buy a t-shirt or two, some mugs, stickers, other crappy merchandise, or various media we like, think will will be helpful, and even some of the books we use.2 I really didn’t want to inundate Crazymeds with ads from sources other than Google’s AdSense and shitty Crazymeds-related merchandise, but circumstances forced me to. Especially since everything gets blocked except the most annoying ones. Ad-blocking browsers are quickly killing free-content sites. Enjoy Crazymeds while you can, because if I end up selling it for a lot less than what I need to get for it, who knows what it’s going to look like.

1.1  Buy-buy

If you do any shopping on Amazon, you can support me without spending any more than you usually do or sullying yourself with advertising cooties. Just use this link when you’re ready to go on your next manic buying spree get a few things you need. By starting at Amazon through that link I’ll get a small kickback on your purchases, but it won’t cost you anything extra.

1.2  Spare e-Change?

If your tinfoil hat is properly adjusted you wish to fuck with the NSA you prefer the immediacy and anonymity of PayPal. To donate directly via PayPal my e-mail address is jerod23 at, where else, g mail dot com. That’s:

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Since October 2013 Crazymeds has not been making enough money to support itself, let alone me. Either someone at Google is messing with me, or their search algorithm actively hates me now, and the medication pages no longer show up in the top 7 results. Hell, most of them don’t even show up in the top ten any more3. With the forum’s activity, search engine traffic being what it is, increased use of ad blocking software, and most drug companies not liking my “unpredictable” 4 stance, and thus not buying ads like they used to, we’re at the equivalent of coming in fourth at the Olympics: we need a lot more traffic to get the revenue to stay on the air5, yet the site doesn’t get the traffic it needs to make enough money to pay for the minimum amount of domain hosting horsepower required to handle the traffic it does get.

1.3  Cash is King

Hell, I’ll even take the filthy lucre that is the source of all of Humanity’s problems; or cash money as they call it where I grew up. Send cash, check, money order, bearer bonds, used books, DVDs, CDs (anything I don’t want I can always exchange, sell or donate), or relatively recent medical journals6 to:

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I really need you to share what I’ve written. Depending on the type of device you’re using you’ll see at the top and/or bottom each page buttons to share or like it via Facebook, Google plus, and every other social media/bookmarking/whatever service there is via AddThis. It would really, really help if you flag every page you’ve found to be actually helpful and/or entertaining with a G+ and/or a Facebook share. I realize there is a hell of a lot of stigma attached to having brain cooties, and a share on Google+ and Facebook, unlike those in AA, is fairly public, whereas a like is much less so. Which is why I have both options available. If you don’t have, or don’t wish to use either one of those accounts, perhaps you can use another social bookmarking service. We have StumbleUpon and Twitter within easy reach, and if you move your cursor over the +Share button, and down past the bookmark mail, etc. options to + More (some number), and you’ll find around 330 (as of this writing) selections from Adfty to the Max Headroom-sounding Zic Zac.

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3.1  How to be Popular

The Internet, alas, is like high school. Popularity is everything. Well-liked pages tend to do better in the search rankings. The better it does in the search, more people will visit it. Likes, however, are merely statistics. shares are real links. Shares bring more people to site than likes do. Along the same lines links from blogs and message boards/fora. To continue the high school analogy, a share is similar to being liked by someone who is popular. The more non-spammy links7 and traffic from them, the further up the search engine results we get. I also need actual links, preferably to whatever specific page on the drug wiki8 that was the most helpful and/or amusing to you.

3.2  Don’t Forget Your Towel

Liking, sharing, pinning, etc. items at Straitjacket T-Shirts - our store on CarePress will also be a tremendous help. You don’t need to buy anything. As with the wiki pages, don’t spam and, please, only share the things you actually like or like to ridicule. I’d like to have more information than sales data to decide if I’m going to keep something around or not.

4.  Do You Really Like Me?

I want you to be part of my circle jerk my friend. If you’re using a real computer, high-end mobile device or a laptop you’ll see these near the bottom of every page9 as well as on the right sidebar10:

Liking/following us via whatever social media you prefer will get you notifications of all sorts of exciting things, like new content, impending forum software upgrades, and status reports when the forum or entire site is off the air for some reason. What’s the difference between following me or the site? The site is pretty much just the notices. Following me gives you a window into my life spiraling out of control into one final supernova of despair boring life. My personal Twitter feed and Facebook page also has links to interesting pieces of research I come across. On the site Twitter feed I follow stand-up and other comedians and do a lot of retweets, so follow it if that sort of thing cheers you up.

Now we’re in familiar, if head-bangingly frustrating territory. Sites that are already popular, like Wikipedia,, WebMD, RxList, are going to rate higher because they get more traffic. Recent graduates, and those who can remember what it was like, should recognize this as: “How can you get a job without experience, and how can you get experience without a job?” The answer to that is becoming someone’s unpaid lackey the corporate equivalent of a slave an intern and being paid in experience and maybe even college credits. On teh interwebs you can buy ads, which I may have to do, although with my budget I doubt their efficacy. Hence my reliance on word-of-email, which has served me well for nine years, but now may not be enough. What really gets something happening is reaching some tipping point with crowds11 where everyone rushes to one site, making it one of, if not the place to go for information on some topic. The flipside of crowdsourcing is the madness of crowds.

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4.1  Thanks!

Thanks for your contribution. It won’t be wasted on anything frivolous like food, meds, or health insurance. At this point all donations are budgeted to pay for the domain server to keep us up and running for another year.

4.2  Don’t Worry About It

If you hit the beg button by accident, or realized it was either hypomania or the overlords of the 12 Zegnatronic Galaxies were just guilting you into donating, it’s OK. I know money is tight.

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1 Even when I was fucking homeless I couldn't beg worth shit on Market St. I tried it. I collected 30 cents after a couple of hours one night and gave up, feeling worse about what I was doing than failing, and I had a greatly lower tolerance for failure then as I do now. I had no problem eating at St. Agony's and other soup kitchens, because they like giving away the food to anyone who shows up, and I used to really enjoy cooking for other people. Plus it was my first chance to hang out with other mentally interesting types, even though I didn't know I was doing so, let alone have any true awareness of how fucking crazy I was.

2 Honestly - I'd rather you spent that money at your local bookstore. The commission I make from the sale of one book is often a lot less than that of a single click on an ad. As for other stuff Amazon sells, there are probably plenty of locally-owned equivalents you can shop at as well. But if you're like me and rarely leave your house that's in the middle of nowhere, Amazon is your local store. And locally-owned electronics stores are practically extinct. Support any near you, but I don't see Amazon as that much of a threat to the big box stores.

3 I really think someone at Google is intentionally fucking with me. The Effexor and Celexa pages were completely removed from the search results for close to a year. Shortly after a page makes it back to where it belongs (position 4 - 7 in the results) it drops down to 9 or lower.

4 Really, that is the word used to describe me when I was discussing the sale of this site a couple years back. Fearmongering they understand and can work with, because Big Pharma owns a big chunk of the supplement industry. So they can't deal with anti-quackery, vitamins-fix-everything articles that are on the same site with articles that highlight "freaky rare side effects." They don't like how I helped expose the lie that all generics are the same and the same as brand-name meds while I also give them shit for patent-extending tactics and how to tell if an Internet pharmacy promising meds from Canada or Europe is legit. I'm decidedly pro-med, but I'm against over-medicating (in spite of a five-med cocktail of my own). They can't get a read on me, and few people like such uncertainty.

5 Just think of Crazymeds as being like your local publicly-funded, non-profit, "commercial-free" broadcast TV or radio station, only I call the ads "ads" and not "sponsorship messages." And if it allows me to exchange what I make off of it for food, shelter, meds, etc.. then it's a for-profit enterprise.

6 I can really use medical journals. They need to be about psychiatric or neurological conditions and treatments, and I'd prefer ones less than 10 years old. Ask your doctor, or whoever runs or works the desk at your doctor's office, if they have any that would be otherwise thrown away.

7 Please don't post links to Crazymeds where they don't belong. It's one thing if it's in reply to a question someone asks about meds or conditions we cover in an off-topic thread on a site about exotic fish, it's something else entirely if someone goes around randomly posting links to this place on sites that have nothing to do with neurological or psychiatric conditions and treatments just because they think everyone should know about us. I already have enough trouble with ISPs sending Crazymeds e-mail - along with e-mail from a personal account that has nothing to do with Crazymeds - to the spam bucket because Crazymeds is used in bogus, redirecting links. As is my name every now and then. My name and the site name are used in SEO spam, in spoofed e-mail addresses, and so forth.

8 As much as I'd like to, I can't go into any details as to why. Let's just say that the wiki makes more money than, and essentially subsidizes the forum.

9 Including the one near here, as it's part of a template. Sorry about the redundancy.

10 If you're on a real computer, a large laptop, or have really good eyesight and display the right sidebar with everything in a tiny font.

11 Which I may have had already in 2006. While I've been building steadily upon that surge of popularity, and even recovered from the disasters in 2007, this latest adjustment in what is probably no more that normal dip in the cyclical nature of any site's traffic and income, has come at a very bad time.

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The information on Crazymeds pertains to and is intended for adults. While some information about children and adolescents is occasionally presented (e.g. US FDA approvals), pediatric-specific data such as dosages, side effects, off-label applications, etc. are rarely included in the articles on drugs or discussed on the forum. If you are looking for information regarding meds for children you’ll have to go somewhere else. Plus we are big pottymouths and talk about S-E-X a lot.
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Nobody on this site is a doctor, a therapist, or a pharmacist. We don’t portray them either here or on TV. Only doctors can diagnose and treat an illness. While it’s not as bad as it used to be, some doctors still get pissed off by patients who know too much about medications, so tread lightly when and where appropriate. Diagnosing yourself from a website is like defending yourself in court, you suddenly have a fool for a doctor. Don’t be a cyberchondriac, thinking you have every disease you see a website about, or that you’ll get every side effect from every medication1. Self-prescribing is as dangerous as buying meds from fraudulent online pharmacies that promise you medications without prescriptions.
All information on this site has been obtained from the medications’ product information / summary of product characteristic (PI/SPC) sheets and/or medication guides - which is all you get from sites like WebMD, RxList, NAMBLA NAMI, etc., the sources that are referenced throughout the site, our personal experience and the experiences family, friends, and what people have reported on various reputable sites all over teh intergoogles. As such the information presented here is not intended as a substitute for real medical advice from your real doctor, just a compliment to it. You should never, ever, replace what a real doctor tells you with something from a website on the Internet. The farthest you should ever take it is getting a second opinion from another real doctor. Educate yourself - always read the PI/SPC sheet or medication guide/patient information leaflet (PIL) that comes with your medications and never ever throw them away. OK, you can throw away duplicate copies, but keep at least one, as that’s your proof of purchase of having taken a med in case a doctor doubts your medical history. Plus they take up less space than a bottle, although keeping one inside of a pill bottle is even better.
Crazymeds is not responsible for the content of sites we provide links to. We like them, or they’re paid advertisements, or they’re something else we think you should read to help you make an informed decision about a particular med. Sometimes they’re more than one of those things. But what’s on those sites is their business, not ours.
Very little information about visitors to this site is collected or saved. From time to time I look at search terms used and which pages they bring up in an effort to make the information I present more relevant. And the country of origin, just because I’m geeky like that. That’s about it. Depending on how you feel about Schrodinger, our privacy policy should either assuage or exacerbate your paranoia.
Crazymeds is optimized for ridiculously large screens and browsers that don’t block ads. I use Firefox and Chrome, running under Windows 72. On a computer that sits on top of my desk. With a 23 inch monitor. Hey, at least you can make the text larger or smaller by clicking on the + or - buttons in the upper right hand corner. If you have Java enabled. Like 99% of the websites on the planet, Crazymeds is hosted on domain running an open source operating system with a variety of open source applications, including the software used to display what you’ve been reading. As such Crazymeds is not responsible for whatever weird shit your browser does or does not do when you read this site3.
No neurologists, psychiatrists, therapists or pharmacists were harmed in the production of this website. Use only as directed. Void where prohibited. Contains nuts. Certain restrictions may apply. All data are subject to availability. Not available on all mobile devices, in the 12 Galaxies Guiltied to a Zegnatronic Rocket Society, or in all dimensions of reality. Hail Xenu!

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1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.

2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.

3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas?* I don’t even need my big-ass rant any more. Heartbleed has made my case for me. And that’s just the one that got all the media attention. The very nature of an open source operating system makes security as much of an illusion of anonymity. Before you flip out too much: the domain Crazymeds is hosted on uses a version of SSL that is not affected by the Heartbleed bug. That’s one of the many reasons why I pay a lot of money and keep this site on Lunarpages.

* Yes, I know I’m using open source browsers. I also test the site using the now-defunct IE and Safari browsers. Their popularity - and superiority - killed IE and Safari, so that’s why I rely on the open source browsers. It’s like brand vs. generic meds. Sometimes the generic is better than the brand.

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