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1.  Navigating Crazymeds

What, you can’t read my mind? Then why am I wearing foil on my head? OK, here’s how to move around. At least on real computers, laptops, and high-end mobile devices like tablets. If you’re using a smart or not-so-smart phone you shouldn’t even see this section or be reading the pages in this format, but the wiki software isn’t 100% accurate in determining the type of device you have. Let’s take a look at the home page. I’ll explain the features in courier font around a handy screen capture of the home/introductory page.

 Each page is divided into three columns. The center has the actual content, if any.
Most pages (e.g. this page) have a table of contents that allow you to jump to a specific area of interest.
Many pages (again, like the page you are now reading) also have links to subsequent pages that are part of a larger article at the top right of the page.
These links are blue, underlined, use < and > to indicate more pages, and after the first page will have a link to an index page.
These are links to
different parts of the site.

The links are white
and aren’t underlined.

The page you are on is
usually orange and bold.

If you resized a page, like I did for this screen capture, or otherwise changed the format, the current page is just bold.

Below the ads are the
“about this site” type links.
Links to the site’s Facebook page and group, and my Google+ profile.

These are links to other sites.
The links are blue and underlined.

The right sidebar also has links to sites for Crazymeds merchandise.

Further down are options to change the display format.
If you decide to change the colors the link colors throughout each page may change.
 Links in the content section are blue and underlined. 

2.  Using Crazymeds’ Features

Built into the wiki software, the skin (or design template), and various extensions are several features available to you. You’ll need to have JavaScript activated in order to use some of them. How do you know if JavaScript is activated? If you see ads from Google it is. If the only ads you see are for Crazymeds merchandise at Amazon, Cafe Press, and Zazzle, then it isn’t1. Here are a few of the features that make Crazymeds so extra special:

  • See the “Hide ↓|” above the left and right sidebars (columns)? That’s right, you can toggle between hiding and showing them.
  • We have two search bars. Why? Because each one has it’s advantages and disadvantages.
    • The first one, to the right of the Crazymeds logo, is for searching this collection of wiki pages. Pros: It’s very fast and way more flexible than the Google search. Cons: It does not look at any content from the Crazymeds forum, PI sheets, or other documents.
    • The Google search bar allows you to search the entire site, including the forum and .pdf documents; or even the web, because you don’t have access to Google anywhere else. It’s a little slower than the wiki software’s built-in search, nor does the Google search have the flexibility of wild cards.
    • Searching on the forum is similar. Google has access to everything, while the forum search tool is way more flexible, although buggy as hell.
  • In the upper right corner are simple ways to control the text size using the - 0 + buttons. 0 is the default size, while + and - make the text incrementally larger and smaller respectively. Above them is the toggle Big View / Normal View. Big View sets the font size to 110%, Normal view is 90%.
  • If you still have control issues, just look on the right sidebar, below the links to other sites, and there are options to change the color scheme, typeface, and width. In case you decide that the one I use, which is the default for this skin/template, sucks the least, just click on the default button and you’ll be back to what is normally used. More or less.
    • The wiki software and the more recent versions of the browsers used most to read this site2 are usually smart enough to fit whatever page you’re looking at to windows that are at least 800 pixels wide if you change the size of the window. If that doesn’t happen, or for whatever other reason you need to, the option is there to fix the width to one of three specified sizes (800, 1024, or 1280 pixels) regardless of what size the window happens to be.
  • The History link shows you all the changes made to whatever page you’re on. Every single one.
  • If you’re a member of the Crazymeds Forum and are logged in you’ll also see options to log in and log out of the wiki. Just ignore those. I’ll get them to work Real Soon Now.
  • At the end of each article - and right here for demonstration purposes - there is usually a group of links to share the page via various social networking sites. It’s up to you to consider this a feature that is helpful to you, me, or both of us. Spreading the word about Crazymeds helps me a lot, so if you like what you read, please share one of the very few things about brain cooties that is contagious.
    • At the very top of each page, to the right of the wiki search bar, are buttons to give the page a +1 on Google+ and a Facebook like. Giving each page you like one or both of those really helps me.
    • You might notice a bit of a discrepancy in the numbers on the example page. While Facebook can find slight URL variants Google can’t, so I have no idea what happens if you +1 a page that you’re looking at on a mobile device or what. Don’t let that stop you! I’ll take what I can get.

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3.  Reading Our Drug Guides

The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from. - Andy Tanenbaum3

Like PI sheets (full prescribing information, AKA what’s in the Physician’s Desk Reference(PDR), AKA those 7-to-70+ page .pdf files on a med’s website and this one, AKA what you might get with samples of a med but rarely get with your prescriptions), our drug guides come in two formats: an old one marginally updated to fit the wiki software, and a new, “improved” model.

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1 This site is free, so quit complaining about all the advertising.

2 For anyone interested in this sort of thing the approximate usage is: Safari 30%, Chrome 21%, Internet Explorer 20%, Firefox 16%

3 Also attributed to Admiral Grace Hopper

How to Navigate Crazymeds and Read Our Drug Guides by Jerod Poore is copyright © 2011
Author: Jerod Poore. Date created: 31 July 2011 Last edited by: JerodPoore on: 2014–02–25

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Almost all of the material on this site is by Jerod Poore and is copyright © 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and 2014 Jerod Poore. Except, of course, the PI sheets - those are the property of the drug companies who developed the drugs the sheets are about - and any documents that are written by other people which may be posted to this site will remain the property of the original authors. You cannot reproduce this page or any other material on this site outside of the boundaries of fair use copying without the express permission of the copyright holder. That’s usually me, so just ask first. That means if want to print out a few pages to take to your doctor, therapist, counselor, support group, non-understanding family members or something like that - then that’s OK to just do. Go for it! Please. As long as you include this copyright notice and something along the lines of following disclaimer, I’m usually cool with it.

All rights reserved. No warranty is expressed or implied in this information. Consult one or more doctors and/or pharmacists before taking, or changing how you take any neurological and/or psychiatric medication. Your mileage may vary. What happened to us won’t necessarily happen to you. If you still have questions about a medication or condition that were not answered on any of the pages you read, please ask them on Crazy Talk: the Crazymeds Forum.
The information on Crazymeds pertains to and is intended for adults. While some information about children and adolescents is occasionally presented (e.g. US FDA approvals), pediatric-specific data such as dosages, side effects, off-label applications, etc. are rarely included in the articles on drugs or discussed on the forum. If you are looking for information regarding meds for children you’ll have to go somewhere else.
Know your sources!
Nobody on this site is a doctor, a therapist, or a pharmacist. We don’t portray them either here or on TV. Only doctors can diagnose and treat an illness. While it’s not as bad as it used to be, some doctors still get pissed off by patients who know too much about medications, so tread lightly when and where appropriate. Diagnosing yourself from a website is like defending yourself in court, you suddenly have a fool for a doctor. Don’t be a cyberchondriac, thinking you have every disease you see a website about, or that you’ll get every side effect from every medication1. Self-prescribing is as dangerous as buying meds from fraudulent online pharmacies that promise you medications without prescriptions.
All information on this site has been obtained through our personal experience and the experiences family, friends, what people have reported on various reputable sites all over teh intergoogles, the medications’ product information / summary of product characteristic (PI/SPC) sheets, and from sources that are referenced throughout the site. As such the information presented here is not intended as a substitute for real medical advice from your real doctor, just a compliment to it. You should never, ever, replace what a real doctor tells you with something from a website on the Internet. The farthest you should ever take it is getting a second opinion from another real doctor. Educate yourself - always read the PI/SPC sheet or patient information leaflet (PIL) that comes with your medications and never ever throw them away.
Crazymeds is not responsible for the content of sites we provide links to. We like them, or they’re paid advertisements, or they’re something else we think you should read to help you make an informed decision about a particular med. Sometimes they’re more than one of those things. But what’s on those sites is their business, not ours.
Very little information about visitors to this site is collected or saved. From time to time I look at search terms used and which pages they bring up in an effort to make the information I present more relevant. And the country of origin, just because I’m geeky like that. That’s about it. Depending on how you feel about Schrodinger, our privacy policy should either assuage or exacerbate your paranoia.
All brand names of the drugs listed in this site are the trademarks of the companies named on the PI/SPC sheet associated with the medication, sometimes on the pages about the drugs, even though those companies may have been acquired by other companies who may or may not be listed in this site by the time you read this. Or the rights to the drug were sold to another company. And any or all of the companies involved may have changed their names.
Crazymeds is optimized for the browser you’re not using on the platform you wish you had. Between you and me, it all looks a lot cleaner using Safari or Chrome, although more than half of the visitors to this site use either Safari or Internet Explorer, so I’m doing my best to make things look nice for IE as well. I’m using Firefox and running Windows 72. On a computer that sits on top of my desk. With a 23 inch monitor. Hey, at least you can make the text larger or smaller by clicking on the + or - buttons in the upper right hand corner. If you have Java enabled. Like 99% of the websites on the planet, Crazymeds is hosted on domain running an open source operating system with a variety of open source applications, including the software used to display what you’ve been reading. As such Crazymeds is not responsible for whatever weird shit your browser does or does not do when you read this site3.
No neurologists, psychiatrists, therapists or pharmacists were harmed in the production of this website. Use only as directed. Void where prohibited. Contains nuts. Certain restrictions may apply. All data are subject to availability. Not available on all mobile devices, in the 12 Galaxies Guiltied to a Zegnatronic Rocket Society, or in all dimensions of reality. Hail Xenu!

‘Everything is true, nothing is permitted.’ - Jerod Poore

1 While there are plenty of books to help you with hypochondria, for some reason there’s not much in the way of websites. Then again, staying off of the Internet is a large part of curing/managing the disorder.

2 Remember kids, Microsloth operating systems are like TOS Star Trek movies with in that every other one sucks way, way more. With TOS Star Trek movies you don’t want to bother watching the odd-numbered ones. With Microsloth OS you don’t want to buy and install the even-numbered ones. Anyone who remembers ME and Vista knows what I mean.

3 Have I mentioned how open source operating systems for commercial applications is one of the dumbest ideas in the history of dumb ideas?
[begin rant] I rent a dedicated server for Crazymeds. It’s sitting on a rack somewhere in Southern California along with a bunch of other servers that other people have rented. The hardware is identical, but no two machines have exactly the same operating systems. I don’t even need to see what is on any of the others to know this. If somebody got their server at the exact same time, with the exact same features as I did, I’m confident that there would be noticeable differences in some aspects of the operating systems. So what does this mean? For one thing it means that no two computers in the same office of a single company have the same operating system, and the techs can spend hours figuring out what the fuck the problem could be based on that alone. It also means that application software like IP board that runs the forum here has to have so many fucking user-configurable bells and whistles that even when I read the manual I can’t find every setting, or every location that every flag needs to be set in order for a feature to run the way I want it to run. And in the real world it means you can get an MBA not only with an emphasis on resource planning, but with an emphasis on using SAP - a piece of software so complex there are now college programs on how to use it. You might think, “But don’t people learn how to use Photoshop or Adobe Illustrator in college?” Sure, in order to create stuff. And in a way you’re creating stuff with SAP. But do you get a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree with an emphasis on Photoshop?
Back in the Big Iron Age the operating systems were proprietary, and every computer that took up an entire room with a raised floor and HVAC system, and had less storage and processing power than an iPhone, had the same operating system as every other one, give or take a release level. But when a company bought application software like SAP, they also got the source code, which was usually documented and written in a way to make it easy to modify the hell out of it. Why? Because accounting principles may be the same the world over, and tax laws the same across each country and state, but no two companies have the same format for their reports, invoices, purchase orders and so forth. Standards existed and were universally ignored. If something went wrong it went wrong the same way for everyone, and was easy to track down. People didn’t need to take a college course to learn how to use a piece of software.
I’m not against the open source concept entirely. Back then all the programmers read the same magazines, so we all had the same homebrew utilities. We even had a forerunner of QR Code to scan the longer source code. Software vendors and computer manufacturers sponsored conventions so we could, among other things, swap recipes for such add-ons and utilities. While those things would make our lives easier, they had nothing to do with critical functions of the operating system. Unless badly implemented they would rarely cause key application software to crash and burn. Whereas today, with open source everything, who the hell knows what could be responsible some part of a system failing. [/end rant]

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