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Brand & Generic Names; Drug Classes

US brand name: Elavil
Generic name: amitriptyline

Drug Class(es)

Primary drug class: Antidepressants
Additional drug class(es): Tricyclic & Tetracyclic Antidepressants

Approved & Off-Label Uses (Indications)

Elavil’s US FDA Approved Treatment(s)

Depression.

Uses Approved Overseas but not in the US

N/A

Off-Label Uses of Elavil

* Dysthymia (constant, mild depression)
  • Neuropathic and chronic pain
  • Vulvodynia - depression caused and/or accompanied by vaginal pain1. It didn’t work all that well, unlike Pamelor (nortripyline).
  • Somatoform pain disorder (where they think it’s all in your head)
    • Although the data are mixed when it comes to phantom limb pain. In this study it didn’t do much good, but in this study both amitriptyline and Ultram (tramadol) worked just fine.
  • Migraines
  • Post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)
  • Panic/Anxiety disorders
  • Insomnia
  • Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)

When & If Elavil Will Work

Elavil’s Usual Onset of Action (when it starts working)

TCAs generally take 7 to 28 days to be effective, although you’ll feel something - usually side effects - the next day.

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Likelihood of Working

As far as amitriptyline’s approved use goes, the odds favor relief for endogenous (biologically caused) depression - i.e. being depressed for no good reason other than your brain hating you.

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Taking and Discontinuing

How to Take Elavil

Initial dose for outpatients (you’re not crazy enough to be hospitalized) should be 50 mg at bedtime. You can increase it by 25 mg a night every week until you get to a maximum of 150 mg a night. You can also try it in a divided dose. Elavil (amitriptyline) is approved for dosages of 200 - 300 mg a day for hospitalized patients and used to be prescribed up to 400 mg a day for inpatients. Personally I wouldn’t trust it above 150 mg a day. Not that it’s particularly more dangerous than other TCAs (see comments), as long as you’re not taking a bunch of other drugs, including a potent CYP2D6 inhibitor, and aren’t a poor CYP2D6 metabolizer. If amitriptyline isn’t doing anything at all for you by the time you reach 100 mg a day, try something else. If it’s sort of working for you, try Pamelor (nortriptyline HCl), or another TCA if you haven’t already.

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How to Stop Taking Elavil (discontinuation / withdrawal)

Your doctor should be recommending that you reduce your dosage by 25–50 mg a day every five days if you need to discontinue it. While TCAs don’t have a discontinuation syndrome as such, they can trigger mania if discontinued too quickly, regardless of your being bipolar or not. Any antidepressant can do that, it’s just more likely to happen with a TCA than other antidepressants.

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Elavil’s Pros and Cons

Pros

  • Amitriptyline has been on the market since forever, so doctors are familiar with its uses and effects.
  • Elavil has been around forever, so generic amitriptyline is cheaper than dirt on practically every insurance company and HMO formulary.

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Cons

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Interesting Stuff your Doctor Probably didn’t Tell You about Elavil

Pamelor (nortripyline) is an active intermediate metabolite of Elavil (amitriptyline). So just as Lexapro (escitalopram oxalate) tends to have fewer side effects than Celexa (citalopram hydrobromide), the same may apply to Pamelor (nortripyline).
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Best Known for

Being used at a nearly fatal dosage, along with Neurontin, on the TV show Fringe as a method to cross between universes. A cocktail of 2,000 mg of Elavil and 5,000 mg of Neurontin would probably send me to another universe.
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Elavil’s Side Effects

Typical Side Effects

The usual for TCAs - headache, nausea, dry mouth, sweating, blurry vision, sleepiness or insomnia, constipation, and weight gain. Expect the sedation to hang around for awhile and the dry mouth and constipation to be permanent. The weight gain usually isn’t that bad.
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Uncommon Side Effects

  • Urinary hesitancy (Guys over 40 can freak out with prostate cancer hypochondria.)
  • Heart palpitations
  • No libido and other sexual dysfunctions
  • Nightmares - more so than other meds
  • The urinary hesitancy is something that meds with a positive effect on norepinephrine tend to do. It can be permanent, or happen at random.


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Freaky Rare Side Effects

  • Black tongue (one of my father’s rollerderby buddies used to get that from drinking too much)
  • Sleepwalking (somnambulism)
  • Reversible brain death. That was after an overdose, but I couldn’t resist. “Reversible brain death” reads like something from a Reanimator script.


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What You Really Need to be Careful About

Heart palpitations, arrhythmia, and similar cardiac weirdness.

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Pregnancy Category

C-Use with caution
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Pharmacology

Elavil’s Half-Life & How Long Until It Clears Your System

Plasma half-life: 24 hours. Expect it to clear out of your system in 5 days.

Half-life is the average time it takes for you to process half of the drug’s active ingredient. If a drug has a half-life of around 24 hours and you take a dose of 100mg, you’ll have roughly the equivalent a 50mg dose after one day, a 25mg dose after two days, and so on. The rule of thumb is: multiply the half-life by five and you get how long it is for the dose you took to be cleared from your bloodstream2, so there’s nothing swimming around to attach itself to your brain and start doing stuff. That’s called “plasma clearance.” Complete clearance is a complex equation based on a lot of factors which may or may not: be published in the PI sheet, include personal data like your weight, or even completely figured out by corporate and independent researchers. It usually winds up being 2–5 days after plasma clearance no matter what3, but can take weeks. Sometimes a drug will clear from your brain and other organs before it clears from your blood.

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Steady State

Steady state is reached in: usually two to three days.

Steady state is the flipside of half-life. This is when you can expect to get over side effects caused by fluctuating amounts of a medication in your bloodstream. Often, but not always the same amount of time as the plasma clearance above.

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How amitriptyline Works

the current best guess at any rate
Elavil (amitriptyline) is a typical TCA in that it acts like a an antidepressant, anticonvulsant and antipsychotic in one pill. It does moderate-strong inhibition of norepinephrine reuptake, mild-to-moderate inhibition of serotonin reuptake, blocks sodium voltage channel (like many anticonvulsants do), and is a fairly strong antagonist of the serotonin 5-HT1A & 5-HT2A receptors and a moderate alpha-1 norepinephrine antagonist (like a lot of antipsychotics). It’s also a pretty strong antihistamine and anticholinergic - also like a lot of antipsychotics - which is why the anticholinergic side effects are so bad.

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Active Ingredient

amitriptyline hydrochloride

The active ingredient is usually the same as the generic name, but more often than not it’s a chemical salt of the substance identified as the generic. E.g. Fluoxetine is the generic for Prozac, but the active ingredient is fluoxetine hydrochloride (or HCl). It usually doesn’t make much of a difference outside of the more esoteric aspects of a drug’s pharmacology, but not always.


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Shelf Life

Tablets: 3 years
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Elavil’s Noted Drug-Drug, Drug-Food & Drug-Supplement Interactions

  • Alcohol. TCA + booze = dead.
  • Antabuse (disulfiram). Elavil (amitriptyline) + the drug that prevents alkies from drinking = delirious and potentially dead. Some people can’t win for losing.

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Name, Address, Serial Number (Generic and Overseas Availability)

Available in the US as a generic? Yes

Other Trade Names and Overseas Availability

See comments section below
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Shapes & Sizes (How Supplied)

Tablets, intramuscular injection, oral solution
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Comments, PI Sheet, Ratings, Reviews and More

Comments

Amitriptyline has a fairly high overdose rate, but it turns out that it’s not necessarily due to suicidal behavior. Apparently it can be used recreationally, especially as a way to both enhance the effects of some drugs of abuse and mask that use in urine tests. Pretty nifty huh? Well, that’s why there are so many bodies being wheeled out of the ERs and into the morgues.

Amitriptyline can be tricky enough by itself when using it for what it’s meant for. You don’t have to worry about a overdose, even if you’re taking the maximum dosage of 300 mg a day, as long as you’re not taking another medication. If you are taking other meds, crazy or not, you talk to your pharmacist, you use the drug-drug interaction checker that’s all over this site, and everything is good.

I’m leery of it at dosages above 150 mg a day mainly due to:

So decide for yourself about 150 mg a day, or more. If the side effects are sucking and you’re not feeling any positive effect soon, I recommend talking to your doctor about moving on to something else.

And if you’re stupid enough to take varying amounts of amitriptyline on an inconsistent basis along with drugs of dubious origin for recreational purposes, well, it’s probably better that you were purged from the gene pool. So have a party!

Other brand names & branded generic names4

  • Adepril (Italy)
  • Amilit (Italy)
  • Amineurin (Germany)
  • Amiplin (Taiwan)
  • Amiprin (Japan)
  • Amitrip (New Zealand)
  • Amyline (Ireland)
  • Anapsique (Mexico)
  • Apo-Amitriptyline (Canada)
  • Domical (United Kingdom)
  • Elatrol (Israel)
  • Elatrolet (Israel)
  • Enafon (Korea)
  • Endep (Australia; Canada; New Zealand; South Africa)
  • Lantron (Japan)
  • Laroxyl (Benin; Burkina Faso; Ethiopia; France; Gambia; Germany; Ghana; Guinea; Italy; Ivory Coast; Kenya; Kuwait; Liberia; Libya Lebanon; Malawi; Mali; Mauritania; Mauritius; Morocco; Niger; Nigeria; Oman; Qatar; Republic of Yemen; Saudi Arabia; Senegal; Seychelles; Sierra Leone; South Africa; Sudan; Syria; Tanzania; Tunisia; Uganda; United Arab Emirates; Zambia; Zimbabwe)
  • Larozyl
  • Miketorin (Japan)
  • Noriline (South Africa)
  • Novoprotect (Germany)
  • Pinsaun (Taiwan)
  • Redomex (Belgium)
  • Sarotard (Korea)
  • Saroten Retard (Malaysia)
  • Saroten (Benin; Burkina Faso; Cyprus; Denmark; Ethiopia; Finland; Gambia; Germany; Ghana; Greece; Guinea; Iran; Ivory Coast; Kenya; Kuwait; Liberia; Libya Lebanon; Malawi; Mali; Mauritania; Mauritius; Morocco; Niger; Nigeria; Oman; Portugal; Qatar; Republic of Yemen; Saudi Arabia; Senegal; Seychelles; Sierra Leone; South Africa; Sudan; Sweden; Switzerland; Syria; Tanzania; Tunisia; Uganda; United Arab Emirates; Zambia; Zimbabwe)
  • Sarotena (India)
  • Sarotex (Netherlands; Norway)
  • Syneudon (Germany)
  • Teperin (Hungary; Iraq; Jordan)
  • Trepiline (South Africa)
  • Tridep (India)
  • Tripta (Malaysia; Thailand)
  • Triptizol (Italy)
  • Trynol (Taiwan)
  • Tryptal (Israel)
  • Tryptanol (Argentina; Hong Kong; Japan; Malaysia; Mexico; New Zealand; South Africa; Thailand)
  • Tryptizol (Austria; Belgium; Denmark; United Kingdom; Netherlands; Norway; Portugal; Spain; Sweden; Switzerland)
  • Trytomer (India)
  • Uxen (Argentina)
  • Vanatrip

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References

Stahl’s Essential Psychopharmacology: Neuroscientific Basis and Practical Applications (Essential Psychopharmacology Series) Third edition by Stephen M. Stahl © 2008 Published by Cambridge University Press.

Primer of Drug Action 12th edition by Robert M. Julien Ph.D, Claire D. Advokat, Joseph Comaty © 2011 Published by Worth Publishers.

Clinical Handbook of Psychotropic Drugs 18th edition Adil S. Virani, K. Bezchlibnyk-Butler, J. Jeffries © 2009 Published by Hogrefe & Huber Publishers.

Mosby’s Drug Consult 2007 (Generic Prescription Physician’s Reference Book Series) © 2007 An imprint of Elsevier.

PDR: Physicians’ Desk Reference 2010 Edition 56 Maria Deutsch & Anu Gupta, Drug Information Specialists, et al. © 2002. Published by Medical Economics Company.

Instant Psychopharmacology 2nd Edition Ronald J. Diamond MD © 2002. Published by W.W. Norton

The Complete Guide to Psychiatric Drugs Edward Drummond, MD © 2000. Published by John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
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1 That sure the hell would depress me to no end.

2 Based on Julien's calculations from A Primer of Drug Action, the half-life multiplied by five is the generally accepted estimate of how long it takes a single dose of any given drug to be eliminated from the blood stream/plasma of someone with a normal metabolism. That's also the rough estimate for steady state if they can't get, or won't provide a number for that.

3 For crazy meds. I have no idea what the average complete clearance is for other types of medications. For all I know there are drugs that utterly vanish from your system in under five passes, and others that won't let go of your squishy bits for years after you stop taking them.

4 Warning: Footnote '#bg' referenced but not defined.

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